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Gher Academy might claim to be a school for geniuses but it's really a school for spies Even though Cammie is fluent in fourteen languages and capable of killing a man in seven different ways she has no idea what to do when she meets an ordinary boy who thinks she's an ordinary girl Sure she can tap his. 3755 stars You shouldn t judge someone until you ve walk a mile through an underground tunnel in her uncomfortable shoes I had a tough time deciding on the final rating of this book Most of the time my enjoyment was on the 4 star level but this book also isn t flawless and some parts begged for logical 3 star rating In the end I m going to give it lower 4 stars because it was so much fun and an amazing introduction to a potentially kick butt series I m very excited to continueOne of the things I enjoyed most about it was the setting of the secret spy school The Gallagher Academy iself the teachers and subjects I found myself wanting to know about each individual subject especially I m hoping we get to know much about the classes in the seuels If you can be still enough and common enough then it s really easy to be invisible Another pro of this book Gallagher Academy is an all girls boarding school so there was a lot of female friendship Each girl has her own distinctive personality and it was simply fun to follow Cammie and the girls attending espionage classes and taking on their new spy project involving The Subject of Cammie s interest Did you say something Macey I asked but she cut me a look that could kill She reached into her bag ripped off a sliver of Evapopaper and scribbled Can we study tonight Tell anyone and I ll kill you in you sleep It was a lot of fun Fast and easy read to get through uickly But at the same time the humour combined with some slightly serious elements which makes me hope for action intrigue and general kick assness in the seuelsThe romantic aspect of the book was just ok ish The romance wasn t the strongest point of the book which I stated above but nor was it a con either Josh alias The Subject was rather bland character Nice normal guy but very bland character overall That s why I like the first half and the very last part of the book than the second half The second half was a bit too focused on the romantic aspect understandably but it just wasn t my favourite Cute but ultimately forgottable aspect of the book for me Relating to that there was the minor thing that made me cringe How much the town kids disliked and dismayed the supposedly rich boarding school girls Like Josh s friend Dillon hated them so much he even lowered to publicly harassing a girl for no reason whatsoever Because she was rich and priviledged to him And I can also point out that he lives in a middle class american suburban neighborhood which the heroine described as very nice looking He is a privileged kid himself so don t even start me on that oneHim and the other guys in his group to not only disdain but outright mock and hate on the girls 247 was just such an unecessary element to the book Not prevalent throughout don t worry but it was not my fave Over the top unrealistic and fake and honestly nope But this is about the only real con I have about the book so safe to say it was a great ride anyway Women of the Gallagher Academy who comes here she asked Just then every girl at every table even the newbies stood and said in unison We are the sisters of Gillian Why do you come my mother asked To learn her skills Honor her sword And keep her secretsTo what end do you work To the cause of justice and light How long will you strive For all the days of our lives we finished and I felt a little like a character in one of my grandma s soap operas THE GALLAGHER GIRLS CASTCameron Cammie MorganCodename The ChameleonInfo Main heroine Her mother Rachel Morgan is kick ass headmistress of the Gallagher Academy Good at going unnoticed Rebecca Bex BaxterCodename The DuchessInfo Only Brittish student of the Academy Loves attention and danger Beautiful Good actress Elizabeth Liz SuttonCodename The BookwormInfo Studious Smart A clutz in the field Loves taking notes Macey McHenryCodename nonexistent yetInfo The newcommer Seemingly perfect Rich father Lonely Hard on the outside nice on the inside somewhere deep downOverall a great start to a fun spy series with boarding school setting girl friendship and lots of promise l-image-de-la-cit-eacute enjoyment was on the 4 star level but this book also isn t flawless and some parts begged for logical 3 star rating In the dragon-soul-cobalt-dragons-book-3-english-edition end I m going to give it lower 4 stars because it was so much fun and an amazing introduction to a potentially kick butt series I m very the-god-code-the-secret-of-our-past-the-promise-of-our-future excited to continueOne of the things I the-columbian-exchange-biological-and-cultural-consequences-of-1492-30th-anniversary-edition enjoyed most about it was the setting of the secret spy school The Gallagher Academy iself the teachers and subjects I found myself wanting to know about josephine-a-life-of-the-empress each individual subject spare-parts-four-undocumented-teenagers-one-ugly-robot-and-the-battle-for-the-american-dream especially I m hoping we get to know much about the classes in the seuels If you can be still liar-s-poker-rising-through-the-wreckage-on-wall-street enough and common character-is-destiny enough then it s really val-eacute-rian-tome-3-pays-sans-eacute-toiles-le easy to be invisible Another pro of this book Gallagher Academy is an all girls boarding school so there was a lot of female friendship Each girl has her own distinctive personality and it was simply fun to follow Cammie and the girls attending intermittent-fasting-for-women-the-practical-essentials-for-achieving-lasting-weight-loss-and-health-results-with-intermittent-fasting espionage classes and taking on their new spy project involving The Subject of Cammie s interest Did you say something Macey I asked but she cut me a look that could kill She reached into her bag ripped off a sliver of Evapopaper and scribbled Can we study tonight Tell anyone and I ll kill you in you sleep It was a lot of fun Fast and introducing-statistics-a-graphic-guide-introducing-eileen-magnello-borin-van-loon-amazon-com easy read to get through uickly But at the same time the humour combined with some slightly serious calendario-rom-aacute-nico-2019-mesa elements which makes me hope for action intrigue and general kick assness in the seuelsThe romantic aspect of the book was just ok ish The romance wasn t the strongest point of the book which I stated above but nor was it a con terror-on-the-titanic-choose-your-own-adventure-24 either Josh alias The Subject was rather bland character Nice normal guy but very bland character overall That s why I like the first half and the very last part of the book than the second half The second half was a bit too focused on the romantic aspect understandably but it just wasn t my favourite Cute but ultimately forgottable aspect of the book for me Relating to that there was the minor thing that made me cringe How much the town kids disliked and dismayed the supposedly rich boarding school girls Like Josh s friend Dillon hated them so much he elon-musk-tesla-paypal-spacex-l-entrepreneur-qui-va-changer-le-monde-edition-enrichie even lowered to publicly harassing a girl for no reason whatsoever Because she was rich and priviledged to him And I can also point out that he lives in a middle class american suburban neighborhood which the heroine described as very nice looking He is a privileged kid himself so don t destinations-of-a-lifetime-225-of-the-world-s-most-amazing-places even start me on that oneHim and the other guys in his group to not only disdain but outright mock and hate on the girls 247 was just such an unecessary ba-bauhaus element to the book Not prevalent throughout don t worry but it was not my fave Over the top unrealistic and fake and honestly nope But this is about the only real con I have about the book so safe to say it was a great ride anyway Women of the Gallagher Academy who comes here she asked Just then 2018-2019-daily-planner-get-shit-done-18-month-planner-july-2018-ndash-december-2019-8-rdquo-x10-rdquo every girl at la-franc-ma-ccedil-onnerie every table didn-t-see-it-coming even the newbies stood and said in unison We are the sisters of Gillian Why do you come my mother asked To learn her skills Honor her sword And keep her secretsTo what mighty-mighty-construction-site end do you work To the cause of justice and light How long will you strive For all the days of our lives we finished and I felt a little like a character in one of my grandma s soap operas THE GALLAGHER GIRLS CASTCameron Cammie MorganCodename The ChameleonInfo Main heroine Her mother Rachel Morgan is kick ass headmistress of the Gallagher Academy Good at going unnoticed Rebecca Bex BaxterCodename The DuchessInfo Only Brittish student of the Academy Loves attention and danger Beautiful Good actress Elizabeth Liz SuttonCodename The BookwormInfo Studious Smart A clutz in the field Loves taking notes Macey McHenryCodename nonexistent yetInfo The newcommer Seemingly perfect Rich father Lonely Hard on the outside nice on the inside somewhere deep downOverall a great start to a fun spy series with boarding school setting girl friendship and lots of promise

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I'd Tell You I Love You But Then I'd Have to Kill You

Phone hack into his computer or track him through town with the skill of a real pavement artist but can she maneuver a relationship with someone who can never know the truth about her Cammie Morgan may be an elite spy in training but in her sopho year she's on her most dangerous mission falling in love. This whole book was a buzzkill I came for spies and badasery and instead got soul mates and puke inducing clichesI would most definitely consider this as middle school genre rather than YA bc it really lacks in the writing the plot and the characters The writing is so juvenile and the humour is so forced im still cringing from exposureThe characters are annoying as frick man I d like to propose a new rule the first being that a 14 year old should not refer to their spy teacher as sexy or smokin bc that just made me retch into a binThe only reason I read this book is bc I made a deal with the devil and she still hadn t done her part of the deal but I m forced to commit myself to the rest of this series and now im mourning over my existenceAt least the books are short but im honestly praying that this series gets a whole lot better bc its so boring and mundane and PREDICTABLE as hell right nowLike honestly there was SUCH an opportunity to twist the whole story around and make it 110% interesting view spoiler if Josh had been in on everything that would be been at least 710 hide spoiler ancestral-lines-the-maisin-of-papua-new-guinea-and-the-fate-of-the-rainforest-ebook-john-barker-amazon-fr-amazon-media-eu-s--r-l elite spy in training but in her sopho year she's on her most dangerous mission falling in love. This whole book was a buzzkill I came for spies and badasery and instead got soul mates and puke inducing clichesI would most definitely consider this as middle school genre rather than YA bc it really lacks in the writing the plot and the characters The writing is so juvenile and the humour is so forced im still cringing from The Girls Of The Rose Dormitory exposureThe characters are annoying as frick man I d like to propose a new rule the first being that a 14 year old should not refer to their spy teacher as sexy or smokin bc that just made me retch into a binThe only reason I read this book is bc I made a deal with the devil and she still hadn t done her part of the deal but I m forced to commit myself to the rest of this series and now im mourning over my Antonioni Or The Surface Of The World existenceAt least the books are short but im honestly praying that this series gets a whole lot better bc its so boring and mundane and PREDICTABLE as hell right nowLike honestly there was SUCH an opportunity to twist the whole story around and make it 110% interesting view spoiler if Josh had been in on weekend-language-presenting-with-more-stories-and-less-powerpoint everything that would be been at least 710 hide spoiler

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Cammie Morgan is a student at the Gallagher Academy for Exceptional Young Women a fairly typical all girls school that is if every school taught advanced martial arts in PE and the latest in chemical warfare in science and students received extra credit for breaking CIA codes in computer class The Galla. I picked this book up because of all the media hyper surrounding it the Disney option and the New York Times bestseller status not to mention the cute cover and interesting premise Who hasn t found themselves imagining what it would be like to be a secret government operative during an especially boring Physics lecture Behold the appeal of this book to me at leastWith all this in mind why oh why was I so disappointed upon finishing itBecause this book was subpar to its media attention The writing the characters and the subplot were average Boring I didn t learn anything particularly new reading it I wasn t entertained and I wasn t blown away with Ally Carter s prose What s ironic is the elements that would ve made this novel a winner such as character development for starters were all there The girls had interesting and heartbreaking backgrounds But those were for the most part ignored except for some scenes where Cammie feels the loss that her friend could be facing and feels the loss of her own father which I felt were the best parts in this entire novelBecause of all the superfluous jokes and one liners inserted in places that did not reuire the likes of them And usually in parentheses and followed by an exclamation point so the reader can feel the excitement The only comment I have of this is Uncooked spaghetti is not as clever a weapon choice as the author seems to think it isBecause of the underdeveloped relationship between Josh is that his name I can t be bothered to check and Cammie I would ve liked to see the beginning stages of first love instead of being told after the fact that they went to such and such movie or something eually nondescript With a book based on the challenges of falling in love as a spy and having to lead a double life one would ve thought such details of the romance would be shared from time to timeBecause of the main character No way in hell is she sixteen and no way in hell is someone that average intelligence wise would be ualified to go to such a pizzazz school like Gallagher Academy Oh and how was she able to fool the adults in that place even for a second What does that say about the school we are led to believe is The Godsend of SecurityI m not understanding what makes this as popular as it is It s not really funny and it s not really bright What gives The only redeeming uality it has in my opinion is that it s making me re evaluate my verdict of The Suad Killer Spirit by Jennifer Lynn Barnes which I am coming to realize is infinitely betterIf I had to describe this book in a word it d be Lifeless No real stakes and no stimulating ualities Get it from the library jesus-and-the-jewish-roots-of-the-eucharist-unlocking-the-secrets-of-the-last-supper every school taught advanced martial arts in PE and the latest in chemical warfare in science and students received the-little-book-of-sleep-the-art-of-natural-sleep extra credit for breaking CIA codes in computer class The Galla. I picked this book up because of all the media hyper surrounding it the Disney option and the New York Times bestseller status not to mention the cute cover and interesting premise Who hasn t found themselves imagining what it would be like to be a secret government operative during an a-quilt-block-every-day-2016-wall-calendar-with-366-blocks especially boring Physics lecture Behold the appeal of this book to me at leastWith all this in mind why oh why was I so disappointed upon finishing itBecause this book was subpar to its media attention The writing the characters and the subplot were average Boring I didn t learn anything particularly new reading it I wasn t l-apprenti-tapissier entertained and I wasn t blown away with Ally Carter s prose What s ironic is the spider-man-par-j-m-straczynski-t03 elements that would ve made this novel a winner such as character development for starters were all there The girls had interesting and heartbreaking backgrounds But those were for the most part ignored fields-of-fire-frontlines-book-5 except for some scenes where Cammie feels the loss that her friend could be facing and feels the loss of her own father which I felt were the best parts in this quilting-block-amp-pattern-a-day-2019-calendar entire novelBecause of all the superfluous jokes and one liners inserted in places that did not reuire the likes of them And usually in parentheses and followed by an tengo-un-whatsapp exclamation point so the reader can feel the fullmetal-alchemist-fullmetal-edition-vol-3 excitement The only comment I have of this is Uncooked spaghetti is not as clever a weapon choice as the author seems to think it isBecause of the underdeveloped relationship between Josh is that his name I can t be bothered to check and Cammie I would ve liked to see the beginning stages of first love instead of being told after the fact that they went to such and such movie or something puzzle-baron-s-logic-puzzles-hours-of-brain-challenging-fun eually nondescript With a book based on the challenges of falling in love as a spy and having to lead a double life one would ve thought such details of the romance would be shared from time to timeBecause of the main character No way in hell is she sixteen and no way in hell is someone that average intelligence wise would be ualified to go to such a pizzazz school like Gallagher Academy Oh and how was she able to fool the adults in that place l-image-de-la-cit-eacute even for a second What does that say about the school we are led to believe is The Godsend of SecurityI m not understanding what makes this as popular as it is It s not really funny and it s not really bright What gives The only redeeming uality it has in my opinion is that it s making me re dragon-soul-cobalt-dragons-book-3-english-edition evaluate my verdict of The Suad Killer Spirit by Jennifer Lynn Barnes which I am coming to realize is infinitely betterIf I had to describe this book in a word it d be Lifeless No real stakes and no stimulating ualities Get it from the library


10 thoughts on “I'd Tell You I Love You But Then I'd Have to Kill You

  1. says:

    I can't believe it had been four years since I last read this book It's a shock because four years ago my life was different than it is today and so was I I couldn't wait to reread this book not just because I had missed it but also to see how I would react to it now that I'm four years older and with experiences behind m

  2. says:

    I picked this book up because of all the media hyper surrounding it—the Disney option and the New York Times bestseller status not to mention the cute cover and interesting premise Who hasn’t found themselves imagining what it would be like to be a secret government operative during an especially boring Physics lecture? Behold

  3. says:

    Yes I'm a full grown adult Yes I thought this was pretty freaking awesome Don't laugh at me scowlsThese are the kinds of books I turn to when I want something fun and silly; a change of pace A high school drama filled book that I can read and

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    3755 stars “You shouldn't judge someone until you've walk a mile through an underground tunnel in her uncomfortable shoes” I had a tough time deciding on the final rating of this book Most of the time my enjoyment was on the 4 star level but this book also isn't flawless and some parts begged for logical 3 star rating In the end I'm going to give it lower 4 stars because it was so much fun and an amazing introduction to a potentially

  7. says:

    This whole book was a buzzkill I came for spies and badasery and instead got soul mates and puke inducing clichesI would most definitely consider this as middle school genre rather than YA bc it really lacks in the writing the plot and the characters The writing is so juvenile and the humour is so forced im still cringing from exp

  8. says:

    I am a daydreamer—I think most readers are As a freshman in high school I had a recurring fantasy about being a spy At the time I was taking Russian classes back when the Cold War was a recent memory and spent hours imagining what life would be like if I’d been bred for espionage What if I were fluent in fourteen languages? What if I could kill a man or woman with a ketchup bottle?I'd Tell You I Love You

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    Cute funny entertaining very definitely young adult but still well written and readable for an older age groupI read this

  10. says:

    REREAD July 2015 Since I finished Gallagher Girls recently certain things has been bugging I simply have to read it All I can say is I love it so much better now And I could help but to chuckle darkly at what's ab